Diskusi Nahwu

Di dapur pondok, terjadi diskusi nahwu antara Kang Subhan Bae Lah (KSBL) melawan Santri Sitinggil (SS).

KSBL : “Kang Santri Sitinggil, ismun itu kalimah apa?”

SS : “Kalimah isim.”

KSBL : “Pinter Sampeyan. Nilai seratus. Lha, kalau fi’lun itu kalimah apa?”

SS : “Kalimah fi’il.”

KSBL : “Salah. Nilai nol.”

SS : ”Saya ngaji jurmiyah, khatam 15 kali, dari dulu sampai sekarang, fi’lun ya kalimah fi’il.”

KSBL : “Sudah dibilang salah, ya tetap salah. Fi’lun itu juga kalimah isim, lha wong dibelakangnya ada tanwin. Ingat kata Imam Dawud As-Shonhaji, “Fal ismu yu’rofu bilkhofdli wattanwiini wadukhuulil alifi wallaami wakhuruufil khofdli. Hehehe..”

SS :”Asem kowe. Tek jewer kupingmu. Ngerjani wong tuwa.”

KSBL : “Hahaha… 1-0, untuk kemenangan KSBL. Ada orang tua kena tipu. Xixixixii…“

Setelah mneyedot rokok sufi yang terbuat dari mbako padud serta nyruput kopi keron bin intip, akhirnya SS mengajukan pertanyaan kepada KSBL. Beginilah dialog mereka:

SS :”KSBL, lafal Jakarta itu isim apa fi’il?”

KSBL :”Lha, pertanyaan seperti itu kok ditanyakan. Jelas isim.”

SS : ”Salah banget. Yang betul fi’il”

KSBL : “Kang Santri Sitinggil sampeyan khatam jurmiyah 15 kali, lha kok menurut sampeyan Jakarta itu kalimah fi’il, padahal jelas, Jakarta itu nama kota, itu isim ‘alam, bagian dari isim ma’rifat. Ingat kata Imam Syarofuddin Yahya Al-Imrithi: “Tsaanil ma’arifis syahiiru bil ‘alam # Kaja’farin wamakkata wakalharom.”

SS : “Dengarkan saya. Jakaro, jakaroo, jakaruu, jakarot, jakarotaa, jakarna, Jakarta…….. Nah kan. Jakarta itu fiil madli mabni ma’lum. Xixixixi.

KSBL :”Hahaha… Wong tua ana-ana bae (orang tua, ada-ada saja). Okelah, kita impas. 1-1. Join rokonya dong Kang.”

SS :”Sak sedotan ya. Hahaha… E, finalnya kapan ini?”

Cara Tes Mata

By: Ibnu.M.M warkopmbahlalar.com

Cara Lucu Test Mata.

Kalo anda mempunyai penglihatan yang kurang jelas, bisa jadi anda terkena penyakit Alzheimer, sejenis masalah kesehatan yang amat menyiksa dan perlu diberikan perhatian. Penyakit Alzheimer adalah penyakit yang sering menimpa orang-orang hebat dan terkenal, contohnya saja Enid Blyton, Charles Bronson, Wistin Churchill, dan Ronald Reagan.

Tapi banyak yang beranggapan kalo ALZHEIMER adalah “kekanak-kanakan karena usia tua” yang sekadar suatu proses penuaan. Biar anda tahu apakah anda terkena ALZHEIMER atau pikun, ikuti test kecil cara lucu test mata berikut penjelasannya (jangan menggunakan bantuan cursor anda!!!)

1. Temukan huruf “C” di bawah. Jangan gunakan bantuan cursor.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOO O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O

2. Jika anda telah menemukan huruf “C”, sekarang temukan angka “6? di bawah.

9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 999999999999999 99999999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 999999999999999 99999999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 999999999999999 99999999999999999
9999699999999999999 9999999999999999 999999999999999 99999999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 999999999999999 99999999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 999999999999999 99999999999999999

3. Sekarang temukan huruf “N” di bawah. Ini agak lebih sulit.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMNMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMM

4. Sekarang temukan huruf “O” di bawah ini.

QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ QQQ QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ QQQ QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ QQQQQQQQQ
QQQQQQQQQQ QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQOQ QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ QQ QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

5. Sekarang temukan huruf “I” di bawah ini.

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLI LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

6. Temukan huruf “F” dibawah ini.

EEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEE EEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEE EEEEEEEFEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EE EEEEEEE EE
EEE EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEE EEEEEEEE EEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE

7. Lalu temukan huruf “R” di bawah ini.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBB
BBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBB
BBBBB BBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBB
BBBBBBBBBBBRBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBB
BBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBB
BBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
BBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBB
BBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
BBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
BBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBB

8. Sekarang temukan huruf “W” di bawah ini, ini yg paling sulit

vvvvv vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv vvvvv vvvvvvvvvv
vvvvv vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv vvvvvv vvvvvvvvvvv
vvvvv wvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvv
vvvvv vvvvvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvv vvvvvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvvvvvvv
vvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvv vvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvvvvvvvv vvv
vvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvv vvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
vvvvvvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvvvvvv
vvvvvvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvvvvvv

(Huruf W lebih rapat dibanding huruf V)

Kalo anda bisa melewati 8 tahapan cara lucu test mata ini, berarti Selamat !!! bisa dibilang mata anda masih sehat dan Otak anda masih baik, anda adalah orang yang teliti terhadap pekerjaan. Oh iya, liatnya biasa aja yah jangan sampe nempel sama LCD atau monitor’nya.